The zombies are rising my friends. Fire up the chainsaws, ready the bunkers, because the shit is going to strike the fan. And always remember the rules. Most importantly, DOUBLE TAP people, DOUBLE TAP! “I got a Zombie on me…” -Sam B
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ngl, i’m actually pretty scared.
this is how the shit starts in the majority of the movies.
am i prepared for this? fuck no.
excuse me while i begin boarding up my house, transferring everything upstairs and removing the staircase.
good luck.
The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing.
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Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?
Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better…
FALSE.
The reason for this cage is that the person buried there was of importance and their corpse was stolen once before, so in order to prevent another theft, they placed a cage around it.
DUH. ¬.¬
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~squeal~
sick to fucking death of campers.
just drop dead, all of you. pricks.
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